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WII ARE NOT AMUSED - Football Association bosses have asked that England's World Cup base in South Africa be equipped with computer games so the squad doesn't get bored. Perhaps keen to avoid the training camp shenanigans that have blighted England's previous campaigns, Fabio Capello is looking to keep his players occupied between games and wants them to have access to Wiis and Playstations at their luxury hotel complex, which is still under construction. Gareth Simaan, boss of the company which is building the new complex, says: "We are working on a daily basis with the FA to meet their requirements. We have had quite stringent requirements from England and we are fulfilling every one. The players will not want for anything while they are here - every need will be taken care of. We have space for Playstations and Wiis and other lifestyle activities for the players. It will be a home from home for them." Capello has also asked for 7ft long beds so Peter Crouch can get a decent night's sleep. Bless.